I don't know what movie this piece was dubbed from originally, so I can't endorse it, but I stumbled on this clip and it is pretty reliable for a good laugh.
https://youtu.be/g09GtnWdBjc
Comments on the YouTube page identify it being as part of The Kentucky Fried Movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076257/), so this is actually the dialogue from the movie.
Well, judging from IMDB that movie is a definite no-watch for graphic sexual content.
Shame, because it's directed by John Landis, and his stuff is usually funny. Granted, I've never seen Animal House, but The Blues Brothers was excellent, and An American Werewolf in London is a classic. Heck, even Oscar is pretty good (and that got horrible reviews).